I work at a funeral home. We had several sets of straps for our lowering device (the thing that slowly lowers a coffin into the ground), and orders came from one of the managers to get rid of all the sets we had as new ones were coming in. I tried to protest that the new ones ...
[题目]If I don't laugh, I have to cry. Maybe this is at many funeral people share funny stories about the person who has just died.A.whyB.howC.becauseD.when
There are also a handful of unusual hippy-style names such as Stone, Gift, Heaven, and Echo, while the fashion world might have inspired the names Denim, Diesel, and Armani. In what can be the only solace in having one of these odd names, at least you’re less likely to meet too ...
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Flushing my home toilet would occasionally cause the flapper to disconnect and the tank to perpetually drain until we fixed it. As we had a plumber coming to fix an unrelated issue, I wanted to ask the qualified individual to look at it; I had some idea of the cause, but two of the ...
I was born to sing. You startedin a church choir. I did, too.The director told me to mouth the words, not to sing them. Sometimes I sang anyway.He always looked baffled, tried to figure out who was off key.But Tina, you made it big, from gospel music to icon, on the cover ...
A trom-bone! Where do baby ghosts go during the day?Day Scare Centers. Why don’t skeletons like parties?They have no body to dance with. What was the favorite game at the ghosts’ birthday party?Hide and shriek. What do the birds sing on Halloween?Twick or tweet. Why do mummies ...
A soprano with the Metropolitan Opera is invited to sing at St. Patricks in New York City. Afterward during the question and answer period, someone asks her how she takes care of her voice. She replies that ten years ago she had her voice insured for one million dollars. ...
day. On this occasion, it’s me that loved this book, as it’s one of my favourites from the Julia Donaldson/Axel Scheffler oeuvre. Expect lovely puppets and songs and hilarity, and a show aimed at kids aged three to eight. See the Little Angel Theatre websiteherefor all the details....