Funny Inspiring Quotes - Funny Quotes about Inspiring - a little humor for your day from my large collection of funny quotes about life.
I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy. The exam of the genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot. While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated, and sent home. The skin was moist and dry. The lab test indicated abnormal ...
Daughter Quotes And Sayings Makeup Quotes And Sayings “My haters are my biggest motivators.” “Don’t know. Don’t care. Never will.” “It would just be ‘aweso’ without ME.” I’m not a girly girl.” “Your hair is 90% of your selfie.” “You’re not fully dressed until ...
On that note, should I change my hair or how I do my makeup? Do I need a new skincare regimen? Can I go back to the old me or do I have to create a new Belle? I’m living the pregnancy fromGroundhog Day, but I don’t know if I just pick up where I left off or I hav...
We selected the best 40 inspiring quotes about beauty 1.“Always think of what is useful and not what is beautiful. Beauty will come of its own accord.”— Nikolai Gogol 2.“Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.”— George Jean Nathan 3.“Why hurry over beautiful things? Why not...
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Funny Halloween Quotes Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoken to. – Richard H. Barham At first cock-crow the ghosts must go Back to their quiet graves below. –Theodosia Garrison If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost. – Lloyd Douglas If you have...
I told Buddy one of my favorite quotes is “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.” I swear he grinned at me as he tore a gut-ripping shit into his brand new, freshly-changed diaper. Hello insanity! Welcome back. ...
Funny Money Quotes: Top 100 One Liners - Best of comedians, authors, politicians, authors and celebrities.
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