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“Dear Girl, don’t worry if you’re still single. God is looking at you right now saying: I’m saving this girl for someone special.” “Tell a girl she’s pretty…. and she won’t believe you. Tell her she’s ugly and she will believe it forever.” “I`m a girl but I ra...
Also featured in: Positive Quotes for Women, You Are Amazing Quotes, Happy Monday Quotes 151 0 Download 10 Wallpapers 49. “A stranger is just a friend I haven’t met yet.” — Will Rogers Also featured in: Happy Sunday Quotes, Friends Quotes, Short Funny Quotes 150 0 Download...
52. “Eleanor Roosevelt once said, ‘Women are like teabags. We don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water!’ Well, my dear sister, no wonder we are looking like an old teabag, we have been in lots of hot water together!”– Catherine Pulsifer 53. “Sisters are for...
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -- Elayne Boosler Whether women are better than men I cannot say—but I can say they are certainly no worse. -- Golda Meir Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and ...
109. “If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”– Henny Youngman 110. “Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.”– James Thurber Funny inspirational quotes to laugh about ...
But when you've gotten through those, it's time to look to the future. We've found the cure to a broken heart: laughter, in the form of the best funny love quotes. Perhaps your relationship status is happily single, or you're in a committed relationship but still here for the laughs...
“Dear gay men, Please stop being so much kinder, funnier, and more attractive than straight men. Its quite depressing. Sincerely, all single women.” “I’m not single. I’m in a long term relationship with action, adventure and fun.” ...
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Funny quotes about men and women 1. Men mourn for what they have lost, women for what they haven't got. 男人为他们失去的东西悲伤,女人则为她们还没有得到的东西悲伤。 2. When a man dies, the last thing that moves is his heart; in a women, her tongue. 男人死时,最后停止运动的器官 ...