” signs. There are more signs on my front gate that read, “Do Not Enter!”, “Ring the bell to speak to the homeowner,” and, you got it, “Beware of the dogs!” Come within a foot of my gate, and you will hear the full-throated roar of...
” signs. There are more signs on my front gate that read, “Do Not Enter!”, “Ring the bell to speak to the homeowner,” and, you got it, “Beware of the dogs!” Come within a foot of my gate, and you will hear the full-throated roar of...
I double timed it to open the lift-gate and the front doors. For some reason, I thought to grab a banana of all things off the front seat, like it was a butcher knife from the kitchen counter. (Works in the movies, right?) Without alerting the boys, I inspected the vehicle. Nothin...
Thomas showed signs of his first real cold, followed by the twins, who were both diagnosed with strep. Ironically, Thomas was spared simply for the fact that he doesn’t share their sippy cups or food, but I still had three sick babies in my house all week… and I’ve already blocked...
The night Greta the Ger-shep awoke in the middle of the night to find a prowler coming up the bedroom hallway. Somehow, she got between him and the door he’d come in. The panic was quite amusing. The night my mother came down to stay overnight with me while DXH was out of town...
These examples of the English language go some way to allowing us to understand why people from overseas make mistakes when trying to make translations on notices, posters, signs, and menus. Guy and Will invite you to enjoy these illogical, yet funny English sentences: ...
teddy bear must have been – from someone’s bedroom to an epic voyage in the woods. He’s experienced adventure most of us don’t get to all year. It makes you wonder if there's a hidden plushie paradise just around the corner, complete with fluffy robes and room service for lost ...
Road signs on Fucking, Austria were often stolen by souvenir-hunting tourists until 2005 when the signs were modified to be theft-resistant. ♦ SOURCE ♺ SHARE In 16th century Europe, it was believed that eating a tomato could turn you into a werewolf. ♦ SOURCE ♺ SHARE The people...
Unfortunately, there were no signs of any gatherings in this quiet building. As we walked away, I heard a voice behind us say,“Bonjour.” Turning around, I spotted a woman I had never seen in my life and wondered how I would explain our apparent snooping in French. ...
Oh.He says.You know it kind of looks like that door there is a hallway and the bathrooms are down there. Maybe there should be better signs to help with that. She smiles.Yeah. Actually that happens a lot – but no, they’re to the left. ...