My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer's evening with a long, tall glass of lager and lime was heaven, and I chose not to remember the nights on which I had sat with a bottle of vodka, a gram of coke and a shotgu...
1 wine glass of common senseA dash of modesty Method: Put the love, good looks, and a sweet temper into a well-furnished house. Beat the butter of youth into a cream and mix well together with the blindness of faults. Stir the pounded wit and good humor into the sweet argument, then...
Amusing Thanksgiving Quotes When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the do...
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I know, I know. What could be more fun than driving five hours or evenflyingwith three small children on Fourth of July or Labor Day weekend, so we can enjoy family fun that is mostly overshadowed by my all-consuming terror that my babies will drown or fall off of a cliff?!? Every...
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. ...
Funny Valentine demonstrates the ability to pierce andshotgunWa can of beer; much likeJotaroduring his introduction inStardust Crusaders. Valentine's catchphrase "Dojyaaa~~n!" literally means "Tada!" in Japanese. The scene during which Funny receives his dead father's handkerchief appears to re...
Empty Glass I was in a bar last night. The bartender said, “I see your glass is empty. Would you like another one?” I said, “Why would I want two empty glasses?” Attempted Escape Prisoner: I’m sorry I tried to escape. ...
Buddy is a little stubborn with a bottle. He prefers it straight from the tap. I explained that big boys love bottles as they get older. Glass ones. I told him about the time Daddy drank so many bottles that he woke up in a stranger’s swimming pool wearing nothing but a Batman t-...