that getting my physicalselfback really wasn’t a priority. I was so sick that the girls wereseven months oldthe day I realized I could lift their stroller into the hatchback without becoming short of breath. Two months later, I got pregnant with Thomas. While...
Something Something Waxing Moon… Doctor/PhysicianFunny StoriesMedicationPatientsPharmacy,Reddit,Rude & RisqueHealthy I work in a pharmacy. A prescription came in from a dermatologist for “Nizoral cream 1%” with directions to “apply to rash twice a day”, written for a perky gentleman in his ...
Yes, I am aware people would not be heading to a hotel conference room to fire weapons. Her strong reaction to the bar being closed followed immediately by her asking where the concealed carry class was taking place was just an unexpected direction I did not expect the exchange to go. Red...
Long story short, humanity is good for a laugh if nothing else. Meh is the new normal. My mood changes like 70 times a day. I decide my vibe. I like talking to myself, she likes me. Certified meat-eater! Chocolate never asks questions. Chocolate understands. Don’t call me crazy!
Her name is Jolene, Jojo for short. We have had her about 3 weeks and she is a Devon Rex. She is a very inquisitive kitten already. Well we think she is on the track track if she’s interested in QRP! We have a history of felines who enjoy field radio. Thank you so much for...
Because he lost his filling.” Spoiled. “What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.” How rude! “Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players? They dribble all the time.” Definitely stealing some of these! askredditFUNNYfunny jokesjokestop...
According to this person, their pet mosquito is missing, and they only have three days to locate “Aaron,” a mosquito, because he has n incredibly short life span. Reddit.com/renneyman123 Just as a side note, Aaron is also carrying both the West Nile virus and malaria. Yikes! “Aaron...
Life is short; eat dessert first! 🍰 I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it...immediately! 🍔👀 I need six months of vacation, twice a year! 🌴🌞 My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do! 🛏️😅 ...
The physicist goes first. He pulls out his lab book and quickly calculates the trajectory of the bullet, assuming it is a perfect sphere in a vacuum. The bullet falls 20m short of the deer. The engineer goes second. He pulls out his engineers pad and book of projectile assumptions. After...
Keep it short and simple: Remember, this is a TikTok trend. So, it is wise to keep your PowerPoint presentation short and simple. You don't want to bore anyone at a house party! Focus on how you present, too. You have to make your presentation more engaging and fun with your deliver...