Given her prominence in current popular culture, Margaret Atwood is an author our students should know. This short story about a fairy-tale writer receiving some “constructive criticism” on how to make their
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I wish I had some sort of resolution for this but… well, she showed up and met with the manager in the soundproofed room for this sort of thing, and then left. The manager said he was able to get her what we had, but it wasn’t everything she wanted. I hope it went well for...
They sucked worse than middle school. And notice how you can’t tell what’s true about this example? Because maybe it was high school and I wrote it because I was so misunderstood. By the way, please record yourself reading that last line in a dirty voice and email me. I’m pretty...
‘metropolitan media elite’ and plying my trade across the world, one of the many accents I’ve acquired over the years is a sort of pseudo-mid-Atlantic ‘generic middle-class bloke’ twang. It’s a sort of everyman fallback staple that sounds urbane, but not pretentious, clear but not...
s been telling me this whole time that she knew for sure where to go. We ended up at a 7Eleven across from a barn because I figured that just maybe there might be cell service and wifi here in this spot in the middle of nowhere, and I was right. I plugged the Lebanon VA Medical...
We got second place in trivia all because I’m too gay to properly know Arnold Schwazenegger movies and I was too obssessed with the WB lineup to care about middleschool geography. The last day of the trip was Sam’s birthday. We went to see some dolphins at the pier, then went to...
government in the Middle East, we can only wish our politicians had heeded Will Rogers: If there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.― Will Rogers Following in the same vein of questioning whether human beings are using ...
My daughter wrote in the middle. They both decided they were going to sign the card from my oldest – Tiffie “Jordan”. I loved that they thought about their siblings. My little guy still has to write his name on there, but this meant so much to me!
Does anyone in your family have a name on this list? Maybe your kids have a classmate at school they can share one of these jokes with? How fun to have a joke with your name in it! 23. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abe.