One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High and you f***ing blink and you're 40, you blink again and you can see movies at half price on a senior citizen's pass. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, or to put it more accurately, ask not for whom the toilet flushes. - ...
“People are always asking me when I’m going to retire. Why should I? I’ve got it two ways. I’m still making movies, and I’m a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.”–George Burn “My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that...
Funny comments, humor, satire, and guff from the geezer, an eccentric senior citizen. Give 'em guff, geezer!