Funny comments, humor, satire, and guff from the geezer, an eccentric senior citizen. Give 'em guff, geezer!
“People are always asking me when I’m going to retire. Why should I? I’ve got it two ways. I’m still making movies, and I’m a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.”–George Burn “My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that...
Best birthday wishes to my favorite senior citizen. You’re not getting older, you’re increasing in value! You only turn 60 once. Make the hangover worth it! You’re not 60…you’re 18 with 42 years of experience! You look brilliant…I know it took 60 years, but it paid off. Don...