" replied the burglar, "She said she had an AXE and TWO 38's! BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE!! A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or tw...
One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High and you f***ing blink and you're 40, you blink again and you can see movies at half price on a senior citizen's pass. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, or to put it more accurately, ask not for whom the toilet flushes. - ...
A senior citizen drove his new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.
Funny comments, humor, satire, and guff from the geezer, an eccentric senior citizen. Give 'em guff, geezer!
“People are always asking me when I’m going to retire. Why should I? I’ve got it two ways. I’m still making movies, and I’m a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.”–George Burn “My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that...
Senior Citizen (unsolicited advice dispenser) Retirement is what you do between doctor appointments I'm retired. Your Not. Nah nah nah nah. Retirement: the pay sucks, but the hours are really good 65 is the new... what was I saying?
"Florida: It's Long and Hangs to the Left" "Florida: Senior Citizen Discounts Available" "Florida: Leave Us Alone, We're Busy Enjoying the 82 Degree Winter"~ Gregory Seel ~ "Florida: More Than Just a Great Place to Die" ~ Joe Lex ~ "Florida: Where America Goes to Die" ...
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Although I am ashamed to admit it( both as a girthy figure and an affluent citizen), I have taken for granted most of my meals, let alone green beans, and I know for a fact that I am not alone. 64. According to the passage when people think about holidays they care much for __...