the romantic classical music on the soundtrack squawks to a stop like someone kicked the record player. They do this at least twice. Hilarious. Meanwhile, their son Alex (Luke Ford) has grown up into a ratty-eyed, Malt-O-Meal-faced,...
The sound of thunder shook the walls of Empress Yang Chen’sresplendentroom. She lay in her bed,soporific. Bzzz. A mosquito! Yang tried to get up to swat at it, but her legs gave way beneath her and she tumbled to the ground. Her vision filled with black spots and the last thing s...