Short funny quotes and sayings about work 41. “If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.”– Marie Osmond 42. “I have a simple philosophy: Fill what is empty. Empty what is full. Scratch where it itches.”...
A good way to prepare yourself for parenthood is to talk to rocks because they have similar listening habits. Friends: What’s parenting like? Me: You know all the side effects they list on prescription drug commercials? It’s like that. ...
Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? How can there be self-help “groups”? Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes m...
Funny Halloween Sayings Where there is no imagination there is no horror. – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 5 Halloween Sayings Tis now the very witching time of night,When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world. – William Shakespeare Shadows of a thousand years rise ...
Irish proverbs are full of wisdom, wit, and just the right amount of mischief. These memes take classic Irish sayings and add a hilarious twist that will have you laughing over your pint. A good friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have. ...
Funny Halloween Sayings Where there is no imagination there is no horror. – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 5 Halloween Sayings Tis now the very witching time of night,When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world. – William Shakespeare Shadows of a thousand years rise ...