In the list of funny quotes below, you’ll find a variety oflaugh-out-loud sayingsfrom your favorite stand-up comedy routines, films and notable personalities likeDolly Parton, Robin Williams and Steve Martin. If laughter really is thebest medicine, consider these funny quotes your prescription ...
29. “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”—Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 30. “He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?”— City Slickers Funny Movie Quotes From Movies Released in the 2000s Relive your favorite moments with these movie quotes. 31. “You sit on a...
Funny Quotes and sayings “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.” ~President Merkin Muffley “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” ~Jack...
One-liners, short funny quotes, sayings, thoughts, and captions for your bio, social status, self-talk, motto, mantra, signs, posters, wallpapers, and backgrounds. The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it. Joan Rivers When nothing is going right, go left. Unknown Never ...
221. “I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn’t see the point.”― Barry White 222. “I’m The Mariah Carey In School Filled Of Ariana’s” ― Tauase Segi Which of thesefunny yearbookquotes and sayings resonated with you best?
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