“I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.” “You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.” More funny dog quotes and sayings Here are even more funny dog quotes and s...
408. “Turning our abilities from stagnate puddles to rushing rivers can happen when we apply ourselves to the task.”— Warren Philip Gates 409. “Without a plan of action to put how a dream is envisioned to play out is like pouring out of picture of water on the ground and expecting ...
Love Quotes and Beautiful Sayings Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note is for the woman I love and the second, is for my best friend. True love is not how you forgive, but how you forget, not what you see but what you feel, not how you listen but how you...
Here are a dozen or so useful pieces of advice designed to put you in a reflective mood. These sayings are not strictly jokes but offer a useful change of pace as you flick through Will and Guy’s humor site. I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. As...
And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, “Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.” Turning on his side, he smiles and says, “Then we will have to re-imprison him.” After the second time, the bride says...
Inside:Oh wait! Sorry, for a second I forgot you don’t have any left. Related:80th Birthday Gift Guide Let’s Get Smashed — DIY Funny Birthday Cards Here are some funny birthday sayings for your drinking buddies and BFFs. The only thing you need to do is interchange your favorite dri...
116. “I have to remind people even though I turning 65 I am very much alive.”― Byron Pulsifer 117. “Don’t just count your years, make your years count.”― George Meredith 118. “When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.”― ...
♥“Apparently ‘macros’ isn’t short for macaroni and cheese.” ♥“My kid is turning out just like me well played karma.” ♥“*Typing…” (V.) If the text doesn’t appear in 5 seconds, I’m gonna go.” ♥“Don’t half-ass anything whatever you do, always use your ful...
Funny Valentine Messages For Him 18. As we keep the fires of our hearts burning, we are always turning to each other. I am warmed by your company. 19. Your love is sweeter than chocolate, more intoxicating than wine, and feels warmer than a fireplace in winter. In short, your love is...
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