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Top 57Funny Quotes of The Dayand Funny Sayings. Turn that frown upside down with these hilarious sayings about life, love, friendship, and work. “If you were able tobelieve in Santa Clausfor like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes. A daily modern life we need som...
In the list of funny quotes below, you’ll find a variety oflaugh-out-loud sayingsfrom your favorite stand-up comedy routines, films and notable personalities likeDolly Parton, Robin Williams and Steve Martin. If laughter really is thebest medicine, consider these funny quotes your prescription ...
He couldn’t hold a decent job — not for love nor money — because he was such a jerk that he insulted just about everyone he met. At some point, someone in our tribe remarked that he never stayed on a job more than about six months. If he didn’t piss off the bosses enough to...
and hilarious sayings are the perfect pick-me-up after a long day of work or remedy for boredom. In fact, they may be just the trick to ward off your Sunday scaries! Once you enjoy these clever quotes and quips from comedic legends, feel free to share them with your friends and famil...
Occasionally, I run live sound for local musicians and events. It’s not my full-time job, but I’m skilled at it. I was asked to do an event for a local band with a special guest from out of town recently, and then I was asked to do a second event with the same people at ...
Funny Quotes and sayings “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.” ~President Merkin Muffley “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” ~Jack...
When you want to quit your job, but the thought of another year of seniority keeps reminding you not to quit. When you feel yourself aging. Can’t quit your job just yet. Work Loyalty Meme This job loyalty meme hits hard – not sure if loyal or too lazy to look for a better job....
19. “Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”— Unknown 19. “The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our disc...
If you ever get to meet me, I’ll be using a lot of these Australian Slang Terms! I’ve even put them in alphabetical order for you for quick reference! Here we go! Australian Slang Words: Everything You Wanted To Know. From Funny Phrases, Sayings, Quotes, Insults, Idioms, Expressions...