Short funny quotes and sayings about work 41. “If you’re going to be able tolook backon something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.”– Marie Osmond 42. “I have a simple philosophy: Fill what is empty. Empty what is full. Scratch where it itches.”– ...
Turning on his side, he smiles and says, “Then we will have to re-imprison him.” After the second time, the bride says, “Honey, the prisoner is out again!” The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again. The bride again says, “Honey, the prisoner escaped again,”...
“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.”— James Thurber “A boy can learn a lot from a dog — obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.”— Robert ...
63 Love doesn’t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. Helen Gurley Brown 64 Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it. Helen Rowland 65 I know a man who ...
113. “Turning the big 40, well that can seem like a blow.No worries though as 50 will be here before you know!”― Catherine Pulsifer 114. “Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive, it isn’t.”― Richard Bach ...
When I’m turning the wheel and the car is heading for the slip road, saying, ‘Oh, this is our exit, dearest,’ is not really necessary. When you’re not around, I belch so loudly that I even appall myself. “Sports Report” starts at 5 pm on a Saturday and runs for one hour...
These sayings are not strictly jokes but offer a useful change of pace as you flick through Will and Guy’s humor site. I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. As I’ve Matured… I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do ...
In this card, I’m going to share the secret to staying young.Inside:Lie about your real age. 62. Turning 40 Thanks for Turning 40 Before Me! You May Also Enjoy:40th Birthday Gift Ideas for Women, Men, Bff’s, & More 63. Medical Reasons ...
♥“My kid is turning out just like me well played karma.” ♥“*Typing…” (V.) If the text doesn’t appear in 5 seconds, I’m gonna go.” ♥“Don’t half-ass anything whatever you do, always use your full ass.”
17. “Try not to resist the changes that come your way. Instead, let life live through you. And do not worry that your life is turning upside down. How do you know that the side you are used to is better than the one to come? -Juni” ...