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The Encanto/Palmcroft district reallyisa lovely area. I miss its pretty streets and friendly neighbors and beautiful park with its lakes, every day. I could walk to the grocery stores and the post office from my house. And did. Actually…I could do that here, too. Older and wiser, thoug...
Tell the guests about your dreams for your daughter and how she has accomplished some of them and enough to make you proud. Mention amongst your father-of-the-bride marriage jokes the ups and downs of her life, but please, do not mention stories about her former boyfriends. Give some adv...
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27 Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t. Anonymous Share thesefunny quotes about lovewith all your friends on Facebook 28 Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it. Phyllis Schlafly ...
55. I sneak into the house of our Buddhist neighbors, and eat their food offerings to Buddha. I really love this dog!!! 56. Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job. Your dog will be your cutest boss. He’ll always keep you busy and wants more. ...
When your “Mom Voice” is so loud that even your neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed. Wake up extra early so that you and your kids can still be 20 minutes late wherever you go. Every time I say “no”, my kids hear, “ask again, she didn’t understand the question.” ...
Don't make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain't.Anonymous I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it? Jean Illsley Clarke Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.Anonymous ...
‘We weren’t neighbors then,’ Ian smartly retorted. Marriage and Children: A Funny Story Lorna Irwin was striding down O’Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O’Mara. ‘Hello,’ uttered the Father, ‘and how is Mrs Irwin this fine day? Didn’t ...
‘We weren’t neighbors then,’ Ian smartly retorted. Marriage and Children: A Funny Story Lorna Irwin was striding down O’Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O’Mara. ‘Hello,’ uttered the Father, ‘and how is Mrs Irwin this fine day? Didn’t ...