What people say about sex reflect this. I have created a nice collection of funny love quotes, which I am happy to present to you. It may not be the fare of prudes or even considered good taste ... but then: who cares? Good taste and humour ... are a contradiction in terms, lik...
“Physicians of all men are most happy; what good success they have, the world proclaimeth, and what faults they commit, the earth coverith.”– Francis Quarles More failure quotes Funny Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Success Actually, I’m an overnight success, but it took 20 years...
“Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?”“That doesn’t prove anything,” the woman countered. “Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better...
Home Funny Sayings Funny things Funny thingsby Matti (Nevada) Have you ever noticed that we live in a world were pizza gets to ur house before the police??___Men are like bank account the less money you have the less interest they show___The police are looking for someone who is ...
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Funny Sayings about Life Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them. - Walter Kerr Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull. - H. L. Mencken Heaven must be an awfully dull place if your best friends end up els...
I was told when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It's true, until you slip on a mini-skirt. ~Mariella Frostrup~ You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience. ~Happy Birthday Sayings and Quotes~ Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been...
As the title suggests, this article is all about funny teacher quotes. So, buckle up, as we are going to have unlimited fun ahead. No doubt, teachers play a critical role inshaping our lives. They help mold us into people that we will become as adults. ...
Short funny quotes and sayings about work 41. “If you’re going to be able tolook backon something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.”– Marie Osmond 42. “I have a simple philosophy: Fill what is empty. Empty what is full. Scratch where it itches.”– ...