My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada. ~Ellen DeGeneres People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant. ~Ellen DeGeneres Funny Inspirational Quotes and Sayings About Failure “We...
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156. “Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.”—John Dewey 157. “The only thing you can do in this life is pursue your passions, celebrate your bloopers and never stop following your fear.”— Grace Helbig 158. “Take pride in how far you’ve come. Have fai...
83. “I really don’t look up to anybody that is doing that great in life, because I don’t know their story.”–Cardi B 84. “I used to worry a lot. I still worry a lot, but not about the things that I used to worry about because my younger self, I didn’t regret anything...
Bob Hope Quotes About Place Short Bob Hope Quotes Life Lessons Famous Bob Hope Quotes Top 10 Bob Hope Quotes A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money. ...
Golf, with all its challenges and frustrations, remains a game full of humor, wisdom, and life lessons. Whether you are hitting the perfect shot or chasing after yet another slice, these funny golf quotes remind us that, at the end of the day, the game is about enjoying the experience....
Celebrate high school and college graduates with these funny and hilarious quotes about finishing school and heading into the next chapter of their lives.
If we impart the life lessons we've learned to our children, does that mean they won't make the same mistakes? Gretchen Rubin, author of the new book SECRETS OF ADULTHOOD, discusses how aphorisms provide us with a particular kind of wisdom that stays with us, often forever. Gretchen Rubin...
When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys. Parents: We need to talk. Me: (Million things run through my mind. What did they find out about?” Parents: Stop leaving the lights on. Monopolooze: to strategically lose a board game against an unsp...
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick. Love me or hate me, either way, I’m gonna shine. I know I am Awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion..!! Soul on fire Escape the ordinary 3 Things I learned in school: Texting without looking, sleeping without getting ...