The florist was worried when his rose flowers weren’t blooming. He said: “What’s stomata?” The rose had to inform his mom about a mishap. He said: “I hate to be the bearer of bud news”. 9 Violets Are Blue, Roses Are Red Jokes Roses are red,Violets are blue,Garbage gets du...
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen Funny Love Sayings Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Anonymous Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate. - Anonymous Love is ...
Funny Sayings about Life Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them. - Walter Kerr Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull. - H. L. Mencken Heaven must be an awfully dull place if your best friends end up els...
[单选题] She has funny and wise sayings about life ___ Chibi Maruko-chan (樱桃小丸子) is just a 10-year-old girl.A.but B.because C.although 免费查看参考答案及解析 题目: [单选题] His story always ___ very funny.A.end up with B.end up beingC.ends up with D.ends up being ...
Between these weeds, flowers grow Your Garden Sign Sayings: Tyler says; I would like to see one with HILLBILLY HEAVEN on it; my dad has a goofy looking half garden that looks like a hillbilly put one together. Daniel from Chehalis, Washington sent in this one: ...
The truth is, having a sister is having a built-in partner for life, from the good moments to the bad. And they’re always there to make you laugh. Did you enjoy thesefunny sisterquotes and sayings? Which of the quotes is your favorite? Let us know in the comment section below....
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Funny Quotes about Life “Youlove flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. Now you tell meyou love me, that’s why I’m scared!” ~Anonymous “Don’t cry because it’s over.Smilebecause it happened.”~Dr. Seuss ...
Are you looking to expand your Mandarin vocabulary? How about learning some funny Chinese words and phrases that you typically won’t find in books? These funny Chinese sayings are humorous, so when you chat with your Chinese friends, slip them in for a big laugh!
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes and Sayings The Secret of Stuffing a Turkey How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? Only one, but you REALLY have to squeeze to get him in.Anon. Amusing Thanksgiving Quotations From The Famous Rita Rudner: My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving...