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Funny Sayings about Life Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them. - Walter Kerr Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull. - H. L. Mencken Heaven must be an awfully dull place if your best friends end up els...
Funny Love Sayings Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Anonymous Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate. - Anonymous Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato Funny Sayings about Love Look your best - who said love is blind?
one funny or cute quote can elicit your mood drastically. You can read a few to feel a lot better when your sibling isn’t around whereas send some across to let them know how much you miss them. These quotes, captions, and sayings perfectly capture...
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. ~ Charles M. Schulz I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger. I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Especially when I am all alone with you!
Funny Kitchen Quotes and Sayings Fantastic cooking prefers prepared hands. In the youth memories of every great cook, there’s a large kitchen, a warm range, a simmering pot, and a mom. A balanced diet plan is a cookie in each hand. ...
Short funny quotes and sayings about work 41. “If you’re going to be able tolook backon something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.”– Marie Osmond 42. “I have a simple philosophy: Fill what is empty. Empty what is full. Scratch where it itches.”– ...
Funny Halloween Sayings Where there is no imagination there is no horror. – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle 5 Halloween Sayings Tis now the very witching time of night,When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world. – William Shakespeare Shadows of a thousand years rise ...
Categories: famous quotes sayings, friend quotes Tags: Funny New Year Quotes Here i present you some of the best, funny yet hilarious new year quotes …. Mark Twain New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, an...