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Funny sarcastic quotes about work 90. “I send pointless emails late at night to impress coworkers.”– Unknown 91. “Please submit your ideas to me today so I can submit them as my owntomorrow.”– Unknown 92. “There’s no better vacation than my boss being on vacation.”– Unknown ...
“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”― Oscar Wilde, “The Picture of Dorian Gray” “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”― Oscar Wilde “In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing...
New Zealandhas also raised its security levels from “baaa” to “BAAAA!”. Due to continuing defense cutbacks [the air force being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper airplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister’s bath], New Zealand only has one more level of e...
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[单选题] She has funny and wise sayings about life ___ Chibi Maruko-chan (樱桃小丸子) is just a 10-year-old girl.A.but B.because C.although 免费查看参考答案及解析 题目: [单选题] His story always ___ very funny.A.end up with B.end up beingC.ends up with D.ends up being ...
Once, Mother caught me being bad, fighting in the street,And Father sent me up to bed without a bite to eat.I heard some noises in the dark and up my ears did prickThose things were gathered all around and planning something sick.I was so very scared that time, I got an awful frig...
I’m not being funny but…- not to be rude, a precursor to an insult to soften the blow usually Lost the plot – gone crazy Cheers –an informal thank you Quid – 1 unit of currency Taking the pee/mick – mocking, taking advantage of someone ...