Below is our collection offunny inspirational quotesand sayings that will lighten your day. If you enjoy this article, check out our most popular quote article, a list ofshort inspirational quotesfor daily motivation. Funny sarcastic quotes about relationships 1. “I am not young enough to know ...
Love Quotes and Beautiful Sayings Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note is for the woman I love and the second, is for my best friend. True love is not how you forgive, but how you forget, not what you see but what you feel, not how you listen but how you...
siblings are BFFs and social companions for life. Not to forget the daily rivalries that keep getting you closer day by day. To unfold your bittersweet relationship, we have a bank of funny sibling quotes, captions, sayings, and jokes that will...
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“True bonding is when you and your friends are all angry about the same thing.”– Unknown “If you want to change the world, do it while you’re single. Once you’re married you can’t even change the TV Channel.”– Unknown ...
She brings up topics that girls tend to think about, but guys never do. She jokes about cuddling, marriage, and periods. She even mentions a celebrity or two. If you’ve ever seen Kellie in an interview, you already know how silly she can be. This song brings out her bubbly ...
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes and Sayings The Secret of Stuffing a Turkey How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? Only one, but you REALLY have to squeeze to get him in.Anon. Amusing Thanksgiving Quotations From The Famous Rita Rudner: My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving...
Customer:“You’re being belligerent!” Me:“And you’ve been corrected but instead of accepting that you got something wrong you’ve gone with lashing out instead. It’s sad that you’re this sensitive about it.” Customer:“Where is your manager!” ...
He was about to fall asleep when a young lady came and asked him the time. Mr. Smith opened his eyes and answered “half past eight” with a “Thank you”. The woman left. After a short while this happened again, so Mr. Smith wrote “I don’t know the time!” on a piece of ...