41. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”–Henny Youngman 42. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose-colored glasses of life.”–F. Scott Fitzgerald 43. “About a minute ago, I had this urge to change the world. I quickly came to my senses and opened a bottl...
Alcohol addiction is supposed to be one of the worst addiction types ever. Alcohol is legal, it relaxes, it makes the parties funnier, but it has quite negative consequences if exceeding the possible measures. If a person is really drunk, there is always the risk to get really huge troubles...
Enjoy funny quotes about drinking beer and getting drunk! Wise and humorous Funny Drinking quotes and Funny Drinking sayings. Enjoy funny quotes about drinking beer and getting drunk! When it's time to deliver a toast, or make a witty comment on any occasion, you can't go wrong with these...
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Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol. — N. F. Simpson 49 In Conclusion Which quotation resonated with you best? Did you enjoy our collection of funny drinking quotes? Or may be you have a slogan about funny drinking to suggest. Let us know using our contact form. Cita...
There’s too much blood in my alcohol system. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the memory. Do not disturb me, I’m disturbed enough already. I don’t know what makes you dumb, but it really works. ...
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Funny jokes – very short funny quotes about life Alcohol is not in my vocabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it’s likely tequilya. So, I’m in a bar and two very large women with accents are ...
The priest commented, ‘No alcohol for me I’d rather go with a scarlet woman.’ So the minister put his drink back and murmured, ‘Sorry I didn’t know there was a choice.’ Now as the best man, I don’t want to offend anyone so if there is a priest or a minister present I...
The priest commented, ‘No alcohol for me I’d rather go with a scarlet woman.’ So the minister put his drink back and murmured, ‘Sorry I didn’t know there was a choice.’ Now as the best man, I don’t want to offend anyone so if there is a priest or a minister present I...