“Tuesday: The day after Monday that reminds you that you still have four more days of not trying to slap a fellow co-worker.” Amazing Tuesday Morning funny Quotes Best Tuesday Morning Funny Quotes Cute Tuesday Morning Funny Images Funny Quotes about Tuesday Mornings Funny Quotes for Tuesday M...
Not that I've warmed the multitudes some people say: I don't blame the bastards for saying it, I've always thrown out such a jazzy line. Really, though, I toted up the other night, and I've only had eleven lovers -- not counting anything that happened before I was thirteen because...
Martin and his wife Debbie walk into a dentist’s office. Martin says to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry I have three buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don’t have time for the gums to get numb. I ju...
When the dust had settled, Janet and the baby were fine. The ‘right Michael’ was thrilled to be the proud father. However, he later confided in me, ‘Guy, at work, now they have something else to snigger about, I am fed up with them teasing me about my name’. Mike Stand. Of...
Monday, August 24, 2009 (hamsterchan_k) 4:54AM-Umm? http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=1690475 Something about this that creeps me out. Not only on guy in the video is wearing a strange mask but the crap he was saying while giving another dude head. What make it ever creepier,...
Meet a funny fox Tuesday《废柴狐阿桔》读后感FASHION TOUR 旅阅读理解B体裁:议论文难度:★★★建议用时:4 mins实际用时:mins The famous writer Maxim Gorky once said, "Books are the ladder of human progress. "废柴狐Reading is a great way to improve ourselves. I like reading books a lot. Ever...
Friday night meme about my amazing plans of laying in bed and eating chips while I Netflix and chill. Relatable:King of the Hill memes Thoughts vs Reality – Let’s face it, we all think that Friday night is going to be a party, then reality hits and it hurts. ...
Thinking about that Friday feeling... When Friday comes, it'll be so much sweeter. Happy Tuesday Memes You're officially one day closer to the weekend! That's the spirit! Pro tip for Tuesdays: look good, feel good. Just look at you go!
Single forever? No worries! Love and career can wait, but memes cannot. Sit back and enjoy these funny memes about life! 7. Oh, well… viasayingimages Let’s get serious for a second. This meme is actually relatable. There’s no use crying over spilled milk. When things don’t go ...
52. “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeingTuesdayand dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, it’s you.”– Unknown 53. “Maybe if we sit extremely still Monday won’t be able to see us.”– Unknown Meme quotes about friends ...