312. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”— Oscar Wilde 313. “Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.”—John Lennon 314. “The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the proble...
Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful people foolishly question themselves despite how amazing they truly are. Mental stimulation and an emotional connection between two people trump a physical and love connection any day. However, having all of the above is even more powerful a...
The 'napkin spiel' you oh so hate is just my way of saying that America itself is a driving force that makes the first decision on science, math, weapons, and every other field imaginable and we must continue to be that driving force." The Senator fired back, "But what about the ...
A daily modern life we need someextra laugh. So we collected some extraordinary funny quotes and some saying about funny words for you. We’ve got hilarious quotes about love, marriage, aging, parenting, friendship, and many more topics that are oh-so relatable and undeniably clever. ...
, had Trump not run this insanity would have had no trouble with any other of this year’s crop of GOP contenders for the Presidential nomination. Perhaps the most astounding thing about Trump’s followers is their devotion to him no matter what he says or does. They so thoroughly identify...
That does tell me something about you– that there really isn’t much about you to tell. No, signing up for an on-line dating service does not prove you’re adventurous. Saying that you think it proves you’re adventurous only proves that you’ve never had an actual adventure. By 2006...
Cook's facial expression and body language on that image paint a picture of a man who'd rather speak in front of the Google I/O crowd than be pictured sitting next to Trump, and we mean that in a funny and light-hearted way.
“Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.” -Mignon McLaughlin “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”- Phyllis Diller “A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once,...
"What he is saying now is not only shameful and wrong, it is dangerous," she added. On Sunday, Trump, the front-runner Republican candidate, called for a "total and complete shutdown" of Muslims coming into the United States. Throughout the week, Clinton, who once attended Trump's wedd...
The 2016 campaign cycle gave us a good 18 months of disbelief and shock at whatever would come out of candidates' mouths—which only got more outrageous after Donald Trump secured the nomination. Here's a roundup offunny memesthat have been bouncing around social media—because sometimes, all ...