A woman who has never seen her husband fishing, doesn’t know what a patient man she married ! ~~~ I LEARNED FROM FISHING: 1. There is no such thing as too much equipment. 2. When in doubt, exaggerate. 3. Even the best lines get weak after they have been used a few times. 4....
"We sent the guys running outside down the back porch steps." "My dad was working late, so my sister and I invited these two guys over to hook up. But my dad came home early, so we sent the guys running outside down the back porch steps. They knocked over a white paint can, ...
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but "saying". Oracle bone inscriptions drew a mouth and added a short horizontal line to express the meaning of opening mouth to speak, but later expressed it with "saying" which originally expressed joy. And the original expression of joy is not the present "saying", but "tax". On the...
Fishing Joke 1 Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts pulling out fish as fast a he can drop his hook in the water. Bob can’t believ...
People keep saying “I hate to bother you.” Maybe they should learn how to hate it a little bit more. 7 billion people on the planet. I can only tolerate probably 10 of them. TEIAM — problem solved. People think I’m too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they’re stupi...
Light-Hearted Quotations About France An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French. Raise both hands if you are French. How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him. ...
“You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.” Egyptians maintain their political satire to this day with the following quip: “Nasser was killed by poison, Sadat by a bullet and Mubarak by Facebook,” ...
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“I’ve been saying for a couple of years now that people need to let God out of the Sunday morning box, that He doesn’t want to just be with you for an hour or two on Sunday morning and then put back in His box to sit there until you have an emergency, but He wants to inv...