Copy to clipboardCOPY SAYING By: Nelle(18)(5) Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. Copy to clipboardCOPY SAYING By: Vasiliki(14)(2) A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. ...
I have not heard of Thanksgiving cookies. I have definitely heard the term Christmas cookies. Some, or maybe even most, of us have overindulged in Christmas cookies. You must overindulge, if you are to taste at least one of each kind! Here is a funny Christmas poem about the highlight ...
I am a 93-year-old widow living on the State pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money I had in the world, and no pension due until after Christmas. Next week is Christmas and I had invited two of my friends over for Christmas lunch....
The same way no Christmas is complete without an evergreen fir tree, fairy lights, and Santa Claus, no mailbox is complete without funny Christmas cards that bring holiday cheer. If you’re on a search for the best ideas for funny Christmas cards, you’ve come to the right place. You ...
Name Your Funny Saying (ex: Funny Saying About Money) Click below to see contributions from other visitors to this page... More Funny Sayings And Other Funny Things To say Funny Quips - Chapter 1 go:Here! Funny Quips- Chapter 2 go:Here!
Halloween is the third biggest holiday for retail salesWhile Americans spend an average of $75 on Halloween, they spend more on merchandise for Christmas, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, and Easter. I find it hard to believe, but even Father’s Day sales outstrip those of Halloween. Psyc...
85. “If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!” 86. “Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” 87. “Smart, good-looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!” 88. “At least you’re not as old as you’ll be this time next year.” ...
24. “Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.” -Johnny Carson 25. “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” -Albert Einstein 26. “If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall ...
“Death is nature’s way of saying, “Your table is ready.”— Robin Williams Funny Nature Quotes “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”— Mindy Kaling, “Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?” ...
I saw this one on Facebook and thought this is fun. Usually, I see these around Christmas time, with the "What's Your Elf Name" version. allen stoner, Getty Stock, ThinkStock I remember one year I was "Sparky Red Nose". So this is a little different, everything we love about New...