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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Isaac Asimov ...
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so. - Mark Twain (attributed) If you are not one of us, you are one of them. ...
Funny inspirational quotes to put a smile on your face 141. “The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.”– Groucho Marx 142. “Today’s opportunities erase yesterday’s failures.”– Gene Brown 143. “It could be that your purpose in life is to serv...
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. - Anonymous INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY. - Anonymous Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. ...
These love quotes will surely make you laugh. Enjoy! Read these funny love quotes that will crack you up. Funny Love Quotes Love is something very important in someone's life, but we can't forget about humor. Moments feel more special when you remember them with a laugh.Laughing and havi...
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark TwainIf you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy WilderBlessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot...
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." "If you can't convince them, confuse them." "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." "If it weren'...
Funny Teacher Quotes you will love Teachers aren’t in the profession to make a lot of money. As these quotes show, they are doing it with passion and care for helping and educating children (even on the hard days). 11. “The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents is...
quotes. Perhaps your relationship status is happily single, or you're in a committed relationship but still here for the laughs. Or maybe you're the snarky kind of person who can't help but roll your eyes every time the Valentine's Day jewelry store commercials come on. Well, guess what...