Looking for funny inspirational quotes about life? Here are our favorite funny motivational quotes about life, work and becoming successful.
JERRY SEINFELD FUNNY QUOTES 75. Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. 76. Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carryin...
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However, like for anything else, humor eases the anxiety. This is where our collection of 100+ funny marriage quotes come into the picture — they’re great solace for newlyweds and seasoned partners alike. These include witty observations, playful jabs, and eccentric advice for married couples ...
Funny birthday quotes from actors and comedians 1. “You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”– Bob Hope You will also enjoy our article onfunny inspirational quotes. 2. “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want ...
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No pockets” — Jerry Seinfeld Share </> Quote Image “Money without brains is always dangerous” — Napoleon Hill Share </> Quote Image “Carpe per diem – seize the check” — Robin Williams Share </> Quote Image “Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a...
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.- Jerry Seinfeld An egotist is someone who is usually me - deep in conversation.- Anonymous Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.- Anonymous
Funny Quotes That Will Make Your Day Brighter 71. “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.”– Gertrude Stein 72. “There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”– Mindy Kaling 73. “I’m one stomach flu away from my go...
These parenting quotes from famous people like George Carlin, Dr. Spock, Better Davis, and Jerry Seinfeld let you know you’re not alone. Not that you’ve ever really felt alone becauseTHE KIDS ARE ALWAYS AROUND! Enjoy these funny quotes about parenting and kids that every mom and dad need...