(A honest and innocent guard of the Raizen High School approaches Vento to welcome and...) - Guard: Sorry, people, what can I do for... - Vento: BUZZ OFF! (The guard was punched by Vento rudely) (When La Folia is suspicious that Vento and her men might be from the Catholic Ch...
Her first memoir was shortlisted for the William Saroyan International Prize for Writing. Her full-length poetry collection was a finalist for the Colorado Prize for Poetry. Her poem “This New Manhattan” was a finalist for the Ruth Stone Poetry Prize. Posted in Prose poemTagged art, comedy, ...
As Trump’sfirst order of business, he put up a page calling to end the worthless Climate Action Plan and the EPA’s “waters of the United States” draconian policy that turned puddles into protected waters. You can hear the heads exploding already. Related Live feed for Obama's 'Climate...
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As murder is now a well-developed skill set of criminals it seems murderers for hire aka assassins are easier to come by. It now seems that a highly aggrieved and vengeful individual can, for a less than a tidy sum, hire an assassin to send a message, or even eliminate the competition...
My favorite line in “Roll Over Beethoven” is “Don’t you step on my blue suede shoes” because it quotes Carl Perkins’ 1955 song of that name, and Chuck Berry released “Beethoven” the same year Elvis released his cover of the Perkins song. They were all rolling around in teen-...
Funny Halloween Quotes Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoken to. – Richard H. Barham At first cock-crow the ghosts must go Back to their quiet graves below. –Theodosia Garrison If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost. – Lloyd Douglas If you have...
Looking for the best funny status ideas for WhatsApp in 2024? Check out this ultimate collection of over 500 hilarious, witty, and clever status updates that will keep your friends and family laughing all year long. From puns and jokes to playful quotes
And now, of course, there are many so-called Confucius Say jokes that take the same form as his actual quotes. And as we love funny stuff like that, we’ve gathered together all the finest examples here. Funny Cowboy Jokes Holy cowboy jokes! What a huge range of cowboy jokes we’...
After discussing multiple short Christmas stories, let’s move on to a few Christmas quotes: ‘Merry Christmas,NearlyEverybody!’Ogden Nash ‘Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport...