Funny Medical Quotes by Hospital Specialists A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing of their hospital. This was what they said: The Allergists voted to scratch it. The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves. The Psychiatrists thought it was ma...
"Con artists are using Obamacare confusion to sign people up for fake health insurance. The scammers lure victims with false promises like, 'If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep your healthcare plan.' The scammers will tell you that, so you have to be careful." –Jay Leno ...
Dr. Paul Janssen is known throughoutJohnson & Johnsonfor two quotes: “What’s new?” (A question he asked daily of research scientists in the Janssen labs) and his most famous quote, “The patients are waiting.” Here are a few more quotes from Dr. Janssen: ...
FUNNY MILITARY QUOTES David Friedman: The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. Robert Fulghum: It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have...
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8. Sister and best friends are synonyms for each other. 9. My life is made up of many cute moments, all thanks to my lovely sister! 10. Everything seems dull if it's not with my sister. Read More:70 Quotes About “Friends as Sisters” Sharing an Unbreakable Bond ...
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Air-Head Quotes “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” – Mariah Carey ———- “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve...
Dwight always had a way with words and this is one visual that will stick with us for a loooong time. 12 of 30 Classic Michael ViaReddit This is definitely one of the greatest Michael quotes of all time, right up there with this one: ...
Quotes displayed in real-time or delayed by no much less than quarter-hour. Kayti Christian (she/her) is a Senior Editor at The Good Trade. She has a Master’s in Nonfiction Writing from the University of London and is the creator of Feelings Not Aside, a newsletter for delicate people...