STEVEN COLBERT FUNNY QUOTES 57. “To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush…I feel like I’m dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I’m a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough…Somebody shoot me in the face.” -Roasting Bush at the 2006 White House...
Consistently ranked among the best U.K. prime ministers in history due to his leadership of the country during World War II, Winston Churchill is also known for his eloquence. He even won a Nobel Prize in Literature for his speechmaking (1953). Here are a few funny Winston Churchill quote...
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Funny Inspirational quotes for life 31. “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”–Mae West 32. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”–Thomas Edison 33. “You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a ...
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: Famous Funny Quotes on April Fool's Day Famous Quotes on April Fool's DayWise men agree that it is okay to be foolish at times and in fact, every silly act is a step to wisdom. So don't be embarrassed when someone plays pranks on you and calls you 'April Fool'. Here we have...
Happy Birthday Memes with Famous People Barney Stinson – It’s your birthday or annual declaration of being awesome! I’m Morgan Freeman and I’m wishing you a happy birthday. And you just read that in my voice! Jim Carrey – No one cares. ...
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That's a funny quote that graces the cover of one of our hilarious birthday cards made by Ephemera. But seriously, did you know that some of the great thinkers of modern history said some pretty spectacular things about birthdays? This long list includes birthday quotes funny enough to ...