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Funny Teacher Quotes you will love Teachers aren’t in the profession to make a lot of money. As these quotes show, they are doing it with passion and care for helping and educating children (even on the hard days). 11. “The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents is...
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In the animated musical The Princess and the Frog, hardworking Tiana (Anika Noni Rose) dreams of opening her own restaurant in New Orleans. Her plans take an unexpected turn when she meets Prince Naveen (Bruno Campos), transformed into a frog by the wicked Dr. Facilier (Keith David). A ...
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After the 2-day break, it’s really hard to be in working mode again unless you own your own business. Even in my school days, I used to wish I could skip Monday. When I started working for a living. I used to work hard except on Monday. :D Funny Monday Memes & Quotes Here I...
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