Tagged: Pickup Lines, Absurd Things to Say to a Girl, Squirrels “We're all in...all five of us out there together, in the wild, getting some strange, like a sex fist! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 of us together, make a fist: Schmidt, Nick, Coach, Winston, Jess, sex fist when you ...
I watch you speed out the back door in the early morning, sniffing around to make sure only the resident squirrels, birds, raccoons, and deer have been around. So much of your day is spent using your specialized tongue to keep your soft, lustrous coat clean and shiny. One mention of ...
One of the entries talked about making a pledge swim across a lake with a candle in his ass, and they referred to it as an "ass-candle." The Upright Citizens Brigade also did a skit about sticking pennies in your ass and putting them back into circulation (for confidence...very funny)...
I have animal magnetism. When I go outside, squirrels stick to my clothes I have no intention of telling you my real name I have not yet begun to procrastinate. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care. I have the body of a god …. Buddha ...
More Funny Quotes Amusing Everyone likes a laugh or a thought once ad awhile. Jokes Garden of Eden Story: Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was goin...
Boys and girls who are at about a grade 1 or 2 level will enjoy the “inside” joke about a tooth that has been lost. The Table of Contents, irreverent endpapers that identify each of the squirrels by name and the antics of the furry-tailed characters make for a great fun....