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Funny Halloween Quotes Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoken to. – Richard H. Barham At first cock-crow the ghosts must go Back to their quiet graves below. –Theodosia Garrison If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost. – Lloyd Douglas If you have...
Birthday Quotes for Brother These birthday quotes for brothers express the joy, laughter, and mischief brothers can bring to our lives! Including inspirational brother quotes, funny birthday quotes for brothers, and sweet poems about brothers too. Most people consider a sibling to be their first fr...
More Funny Quotes Amusing Everyone likes a laugh or a thought once ad awhile. Jokes Garden of Eden Story: Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was goin...
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Funny Halloween Quotes Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoken to. – Richard H. Barham At first cock-crow the ghosts must go Back to their quiet graves below. –Theodosia Garrison If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost. – Lloyd Douglas If you have...