See moreFunny Quotes about Chemicals BARRY GIBB TALK SHOW Jimmy Fallon does asend up of Barry Gibbas a temperamental talk show host, with his talking voice alternating between normal and falsetto (as the real Gibb did when he sang many Bee Gees songs). This is the funniest thing I've see...
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People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. ~Will Rogers My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now that when people wave at me, they use all their fingers. ~Jimmy Carter I have always noticed that people will never laugh at ...
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. ~Mark Twain Freedom means the right to yell, “THEATRE!” in a crowded fire. Find morefreedom quotes, or keep scrolling for silly social updates 🙂 Funny Quotes about Social Media Platforms ...
"Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process." "The day before my inauguration President Eisenhower told me, 'You'll find that no easy problems ever come to the President of the United States.If they are easy ...
Two things are common in politicians and diapers; both need to change regularly. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house earlier than the Police do. You can go wherever you want if you carry a clipboard. ‘Hold my purse’, words to humiliate men everywhere. ...
It would mean a whole new world if the politicians would take LSD. There wouldn’t be any more war or poverty or famine.”– Paul McCartney “And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is...
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