Quotes About Fun #10 I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Whitney Brown I hope you've enjoyed this Top 10 List of Fun Quotations. Didn't find the quotes you were looking for? Search my site or the web below: Return To Funny Quotati...
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Carol's Granny used to say; "You gotta go through the brush to get to the picnic..." - how true! Rina says she's been making plaques with witty quotes on for sale - as a pensioner, she's using her skills to bring in a bit more money to lighten the load. She sent me this p...
Here are the best Wall-E quotes, including movie clips, ranked by fans. This list of great movie quotes from Wall-E collects all of the most famous lines from ...
The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive. -- Kenneth Williams The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post. -- Thomas Holcroft Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. ...
Inspirational quotes about wealth and life sayings 1.“Literature is an avenue to glory, ever open for those ingenious men who are deprived of honors or wealth.”— Isaac D’Israeli 2.“The only way to gain the kinds of often-generational wealth that the 1% has been able to gain is thro...
My plants died, I guess I’m not a green person after all. I’d make a joke about the sea, but I don’t want to be too shellfish. I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing. I don’t need a calendar. My bills remind me what day it is. ...
MARK TWAIN FUNNY QUOTES 12. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. 13. Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. 14. I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approve...
The day came when the good old woman died, and the tulip bed was torn up by folks who did not know about the Fairies, and parsley was planted there instead of the flowers. But the parsley withered, and so did all the other plants in the garden, and from that time nothing would grow...