Today’sAZFamily news websitequotes one of our Republican senators, Jon Kyl, as saying “he believes his party is being reasonable and the other party is not.” Meanwhile theMiami Heraldreports that “Republicans have not yielded on their bid to bar federal money from going to the Planned Pa...
Corinne held out the vest with both hands and collected as many of the pennies as she could. From then on she was rich and lived without any worries at all. That’s the ending of one of the best short Christmas stories on Will and Guy’s collection....
One of the entries talked about making a pledge swim across a lake with a candle in his ass, and they referred to it as an "ass-candle." The Upright Citizens Brigade also did a skit about sticking pennies in your ass and putting them back into circulation (for confidence...very funny)...
Children aren’t that picky when it comes to these hilarious gems. While they can be corny, clean kid knock-knock jokes are great because laughter resets cranky moods and provides interaction between the teller and the guesser. Sure, the repetition can become tiring. But the ease of rememberin...
Quotes Courtesy of FeatureSource.com Author FeatureSource Staff There was a couple, 85 years old, who had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. They were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’...