Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” — Groucho Marx Also featured in: Funny Quotes, Quotes About Books And Reading, Crazy Quotes, Clever Quotes 188 0 Download 16 Wallpapers 12. “Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day ...
17. “Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.” —Spike Milligan Also featured in:Quotes About Money,Sarcastic Quotes,Funny Thursday Quotes 814 1 Download 13 Wallpapers 18. “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.” ...
Other special and funny birthday quotes 45. “Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.”–Golda Meir 46. “The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything looks.”— Randall Jarrell...
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Know someone who is having a bad day? Remind him that it should be taken lightly. Find something worth laughing about, like these funny good morning quotes! Funny Good Morning Quotes for Everyone 1. “I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.”—Jarod Kintz ...
These happy birthday quotes andfunny birthday greetings:make some humorous points about women's vanity and their challenging relationship to age which results in funny efforts of trying to hide how old they really are: The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added...
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Famous funny guy “A day without laughter is a day wasted,” Charlie Chaplin once said, and we couldn’t agree more. Laughter is the best medicine, whether you’re having a bad day or know someone who could use a little pick-me-up. Plus, there are so many ways to make yourself lau...
Inspirational Quotes About Having A Good Heart ♥“When you have a good heart, kindness becomes a responsibility you take up.”― Ufuoma Apoki ♥“Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold.”– Zelda Fitzgerald ...
Funny Love Quotes and Sayings A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. ...