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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole. —Frank Zappa 101 As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't bel...
See moreFunny Quotes about Chemicals BARRY GIBB TALK SHOW Jimmy Fallon does asend up of Barry Gibbas a temperamental talk show host, with his talking voice alternating between normal and falsetto (as the real Gibb did when he sang many Bee Gees songs). This is the funniest thing I've see...
Resist the urge to rush to the hospital if the baby’s sniffling or their temp is a little elevated. We did with our first and the nurses wanted to give him drugs and a cold bath! That could have put him in shock. His temp was down by the time we got there. From that point on...
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.Joseph Heller Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.Savielly Grigoriev...
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These happy birthday quotes andfunny birthday greetings:make some humorous points about women's vanity and their challenging relationship to age which results in funny efforts of trying to hide how old they really are: The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added...
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Who knows if it’s drugs or vitamins, but whatever they’re taking it’s working!No wonder Mick Jagger, at 73, is about to become a dad again. He’s still got the moves!McCartney and Young were clearly in the zone as they jammed on Beatle classics and a John Lennon Anthem! Yep, ...