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Funny Quotes Minions “1. The night has fallen, the day has done. The moon has taken the place of the sun. Close your eyes and snuggle up tight, angels will watch over you tonight..” “2. I’m alive! that’s about as much as you can expect from me today!” “3. Screw the ...
Whitney Cummings quotes The problem with vampires is they look like they're 20, but they're actually 100 years old. So you'll be dating this hot, young guy who grew up in the Great Depression and hates Irish people. And then you take him out to a nightclub, and he's doing the Cha...
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Funny Quotes About Life “My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.”―Tina Fey, “Bossypants” “Reality continues to ruin my life.”― Bill Watterson, “The Complete Calvin and Hobbes” ...
Did you enjoy these sarcastic quotes? You need to laugh in life. It helps to reduce stress and fight things like anxiety and depression by keeping your mood light. Everyone has those rough days when maybe your temper gets the best of you or people are pushing your buttons. ...
“It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s adepressionwhen you lose yours.”~Harry S. Truman Funny Quotes “Halloweenis the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s forwomen. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men isChristmas Eve.” ~David Letterman...
I told Buddy one of my favorite quotes is “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.” I swear he grinned at me as he tore a gut-ripping shit into his brand new, freshly-changed diaper. Hello insanity! Welcome back. ...
Funny Facebook Quotes about Love These cute quotes are the best medicine when love is what ails ya. I Facebook Like button you but I don’t Facebook Love button you. The only time I’ve passionately knocked everything off a table, I was trying to make room for a pizza. ...
Dig Deeper 31 Minion Quotes Your Mom Has Probably Shared And Deeper Obscure Lore About The Minions, Ranked By Despicable Fans Also ranks #2 on Good Movies for 7 Year Olds 42 Woody Woodpecker Goes to Camp Chloe De Los Santos, Kershawn Theodore, Savannah La Rain 3 votes After getting kicked...