The funny kid quotes here are old, so the verbiage is dated, but can’t you see any child of this era uttering some of the same? I hope you enjoy our collection of funny kid quotes. Just goes to show, you never know what memorable and humorous quotes your kids might say! *** Fu...
The whole family bowed their heads in preparation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mummy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grannie, Grampy, and all his aunts and uncles. Benjamin then began to thank God for the food. He ...
“But what about education for your child if you are constantly on the move?”“We have employed an Oxford don who will teach all the main subjects, plus IT skills and Mandarin Chinese.” “And what about health?”“Our full-time nanny is an expert in pediatric welfare and diet.” Fina...
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and gives much-needed relief. The effects of laughter on human health was so phenomenal that people started laughter clubs, where they met and laughed. There are many ways to make someone laugh; you can tell a joke, make a funny faces or gestures, incorporate funny quotes and sayings―whate...
15. Punny quotes or lyrics. If you and your partner have a favorite movie, TV show, book, or song, do something fun with a famous quote or lyric, adding your own play on words to deliver the message. Take a photo or record a video of the two of you performing the line and sh...
Board Of Education Quotes This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid of the children. The childre...
After discussing multiple short Christmas stories, let’s move on to a few Christmas quotes: ‘Merry Christmas,NearlyEverybody!’Ogden Nash ‘Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport...
“But what about education for your child if you are constantly on the move?”“We have employed an Oxford don who will teach all the main subjects, plus IT skills and Mandarin Chinese.” “And what about health?”“Our full-time nanny is an expert in pediatric welfare and diet.” ...