92. “People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.”— George Burns 93. “Pamper yourself on your birthday, as in a few years someone will put a damper on your birthday reminding you of your age.”— Byron Pulsifer 94...
Live it up! You're only middle-aged once! - Martin Luther King, Jr. Just kidding. That's a funny quote that graces the cover of one of our hilarious birthday cards made by Ephemera.
Funny and serious quotes for your loved one or friend, or if for you, Happy Birthday! “I have a problem about being nearly sixty: I keep waking up in the morning and thinking I’m thirty-one.” Elizabeth Janeway. Categories Quotes Tags Birthday, Funny Leave a comment Life is Short,...
Looking for the most popular and famous Birthday quote and quotations? Here they are. Famous Birthday Quotations and Quotes 1 There is still no cure for the common birthday. –John Glenn Famous Birthday Quotations and Quotes 2 Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. –Jean Paul...
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♥I am officially one year older. Happy birthday to the great person I have become, and cheers to a new year ahead. ♥Lord, thank you for blessing me with a new year full of breakthroughs. To the most loving and kindest soul, happy birthday. ...
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Birthday Wishes for Me:On my birthday this year, I think about how lucky I am to have people that have supported me through thick and thin. This coming year, I am going to find ways to be an invaluable friend to each of these people who have stood by me. I am going to help them...
~Funny Birthday Quote~ If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. ~George Burns~ Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. ~Jennifer Yane~ ...