208. If my yearbook quote were any funnier, I’d have to pay a laughter tax.”―Jeff Bezos 209. “I’ve spent four years preparing for the real world, but I still don’t know how to do taxes.”― John Oliver 210. “In the yearbook of life, I’m the ‘Class Clown,’ and I...
The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream. Bill Murray I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. Steven Wright A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Steven Wright I have always wanted to b...
Just like a funny parenting quote can remind us that parenthood has its hilarious moments, so it is when your child shares a funny meme or cracks a witty one-liner to brighten your day. In Conclusion Cute and funny quotes for kids aren’t that hard to figure out. You’re likely to be...
Gustavo read the quote, “The few who understand the system will either be so interested in its profits or be so dependent upon its favors that there will be no opposition from that class, while on the other hand, the great body of people, mentally incapable of comprehending the tremendous ...
It has been so cold even property taxes are frozen. It has been so cold that when I tried to take the garbage out, it didn’t want to go. I tried using my loyalty credit card to scrape ice from my windshield but I only got 10% off. ...
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Probably complain about the taxes Buy a convertible in every color to match my mood every day 35. My favorite thing about my city is Show some hometown pride and share the best thing about where you live. Best answers: The music scene – it’s great if you love Cajun fiddle tunes ...
The only thing that causes more cheating than golf is income taxes. If you golf on an election day, make sure to cast an absent-tee ballot. I’m not really that bad at putting, I just can’t catch a break. I only hit two good balls today and that was when I stood on a rake....
I guess the taxes were late!thought police • July 19, 2008 10:10 PM I know that it doesn’t make much sense, but think about it! It does not matter. All the goods are in a vault, not stored on some server. All the oil is in the ground and people are grinding away at com...