59. “I smile because you’re my family; I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it!”– Anonymous 60. “The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.”– Robert Brault Which Quote Was Most Similar to Something You’ve Experienced With Y...
Funny Quotes About Family Table of contents My family is temperamental. Half temper. Half mental. Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. ~Earl Wilson Family is just accident…. They don’t mean to get on your nerves....
“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”— Jerry Seinfeld “If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”― George Bernard Shaw, “Immaturity” The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going....
Funny Inspiring Quotes - Funny Quotes about Inspiring - a little humor for your day from my large collection of funny quotes about life.
“Siblings are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caringquite often the hard way.” ―Pamela Dugdale “I know it’s a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we’re all out of our minds. They’re the fun...
As you try your best to juggle with work, kids, family, housework, friends, hobbies and a zillion of other stuff, let some of these funny quotations and sometimes silly quotes relax you and bring some lightheartedness into your day.
–I’m not in the mood to do family/parenting stuff that isn’t required. –I’m looking up trips to places that are, like, a day’s flight away. What about you? What’re your signs? — Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford)October 1, 2019 ...
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Funny Facebook Status Updates about Family First comes love, then comes marriage… then kids make it a family! Looking for your kids? Turn off the Wi-Fi and suddenly they appear. I get kids confused each time I tell them I’m older than the internet. ...
Tagged: Funny Quotes, Charades, Family Game Night, Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack, Funny, Jokes “Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy all day.” — Mitch Hedberg, The Very Best Of Comedian - Mitch Hedberg Tagged: humor, comedy, Stand-UP “What do...