Irish proverbs are full of wisdom, wit, and just the right amount of mischief. These memes take classic Irish sayings and add a hilarious twist that will have you laughing over your pint. A good friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have. The older the fiddle ...
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you. Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market. How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side. What do you call spaghetti in disguise? An impasta. Where do elephants store luggage? In a tr...
asked the duck’s former owner, “did you remember to light the candle under the pot?” A Clown in the Kitchen? You know the restaurant has a clown as a chef when the food tastes funny. Cheesy Jokes You could only find jokes more cheesy than these if you worked at a cheese factory...
October is prime leaf peeper season, and we were not ashamed to join the other tourist-peepers for the peak of those colors, nor were we hesitant to eat and drink everything made with apples, cheese, and of course, Vermont’s infamous maple syrup. We drank flights of hard cider from Ci...
It is also known as “Flame Leaf” or “Flower of the Holy Night”. The legend related to this delightful Christmas flower is Mexican too. However, it must be remembered there are two versions of the story. In one version, the two small children of the story are known as Maria and ...
I wonder who has pictures of my dog on their phone. The best part of having a rooftop is saying that I don’t go up there enough. The worst part of getting older is that I haven’t done bumper cars in a while. I haven’t added a new phone number to my phone in a long time...
I am a leaf that used to be a bud, but I’ve unfolded, steeping in sunshine, soaking up rain, preparing to become crimson in my last flash of glory before I turn brown, fall off, and crunch under your feet…never to leave your memory. ...
Suddenly, watching the tangled colors of Holly's hair flash in the red-yellow leaf light, I loved her enough to forget myself, my self-pitying despairs, and be content that something she thought happy was going to happen. Very gently the horses began to trot, waves of wind splashed us...
Go with the pot leaf slimjayz, I’ll get one on the other cheek to match you. @shooblie: You may think, but we are the ones who have the screaming orgazims. We win! slimjayz February 19th, 2010 at 4:01 pm @soup Sorry… I cant get arrested… I’m too pretty to go to ...
A potato, an egg, or a tea leaf? 1. A.happy B.busy C.free D.terrible 2. A.luckily B.quickly C.finally D.properly 3. A.kitchen B.bedroom C.garden D.library 4. A.scared B.angry C.surprised D.nervous 5. A.divided B.moved C.dropped D.burnt 6. A.How B.What C.When D....