Funny Birthday Poems for a Female Friend Final Thoughts on Funny Birthday Poems Cute Funny Birthday Poems On a birthday, everyone could use a good chuckle. As a result, on their special day, it is a fantastic idea to share cute short funny birthday poems with them. You are aware of the ...
Pay them for the pizza. Why didn’t the bouncer let the quavers into the bar? Because they were slurring. What do you call a set of musical dentures? Falsetto teeth. What do you say when a kazoo player sneezes? Kazoontite. Why shouldn’t you let kids watch band performances on TV?
Pizza Puns Jokes About Men Jokes About Women Basketball Puns Potato Puns Taco Puns Comeback Jokes Lovemaking Jokes Family Jokes Jokes For Kids Food puns Bowling Puns Dad Jokes Tea Puns Fishing Puns Political Jokes Police Jokes Dad Jokes Golf Puns Dinosaur Puns Face Puns Dog Puns Dragon Puns ...
A man went to his bank manager and said, ‘I’d like to start a small business. How do I go about it?’‘Simple,’ said the bank manager. ‘Buy a big one and wait.’ What’s the difference between an investment banker and a pizza Margherita? A pizza Margherita can feed a family...
Taylor Swiftisn’t wistfully recalling unrequited love over lattes but talking about her old flames. Actual lyric:“Got a long list of ex-lovers” The Rolling Stones – Beast Of Burden Misheard lyric:“I’ll never leave your pizza burning” ...
Clickhere to read the series of Exquisite Poemsand to find the links to the current prompt so you can join in the fun. To learn more about myworkshops and upcoming events, or if you’d like to learn how I can support you on your own creative journey with one-on-one coaching, visit...
As you can imagine, judging this competition was extremely difficult. All the entries were very good indeed, and very different to each other. We had poems about everything from man-made objects like incinerators, jet planes, snowboards and video games, to foods like bread, feta cheese and ...
"All I want to do is taco 🌮 about you." "You've stolen a pizza 🍕 of my heart." "The only person in the world that I'd share my snacks with." "Forget the butterflies. I feel the whole zoo when I'm with you." "Two peas in a pod." "You are the macaroni to my...
–:yum:–“Mmm, delicious. The pizza was perfect. The cheesecake was ideal. So was the raspberry cake.” –:sunglasses:–“I had three dates today. I’m cool, yeah. Or the sun is just too bright”. –:sleeping:–“Shhh, I’m asleep. Don’t wake me up for a week or two.” ...
A man went to his bank manager and said, ‘I’d like to start a small business. How do I go about it?’‘Simple,’ said the bank manager. ‘Buy a big one and wait.’ What’s the difference between an investment banker and a pizza Margherita? A pizza Margherita can feed a family...