"One thing you got to admit, it's the only definite news in I don't know how many" -- he counted on his fingers: there weren't enough -- "years. All I hope, I hope she's rich. She must be rich. You got to be rich to go mucking around in Africa." "She's probably never...
A writer writes, but do fingers find? Hammers don’t ham, grocers don’t groce. Haberdashers don’t haberdash. English is cuh-ray-zee! If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn’t the plural of booth be beeth? It’s one goose, two geese. Why not one moose, two meese? If it’...
Funny Podiatrist Jokes and Pictures Sign in a podiatrist office window: ‘Time wounds all heels.’ Funny Podiatrist’s Sign Podiatrists used to be called ‘Chiropodists’, especially in England. Medical people who specialize in feet have a variety of names, chiropodist, podiatrist, or foot doctor...
23 - A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a m...More ›› 24 - A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "There's a burglar downstairs eating the ca...More ›› ...
I want to do when this is over: host sleepovers for the kids, go on road trips, take honest-to-God/leavin’-on-a-jet-plane vacations, down to simple things like having my parents over for family dinners. Hopefully we’ll be able to do all of that really soon. Fingers crossed. ...
What 10 things can you always count on? – Your fingers. Why did ⅕ go to the masseuse? – Because it was two-tenths! My girlfriend is the square root of -100. – She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary. Printable Math Jokes for Kids, Parents and Teachers ...
18 - Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed...More ›› 19 - What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !...More ›› 20 - How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He...
I think this is an issue of keep your fingers crossed and if it doesn’t work, then wait till a new and better crack comes along or buy the dang thing or just stick with PS 7. Good luck. Help! My 30 day trial has expired! It gives no options to put in a serial number, any ...
12. 12S of the Z 13. 7D of the W 14. 26L of the A 15. 64S on the C B Whatsapp Dare Quiz Latest Answers: 1. 6 sides of a cube 2. 12 months in a year 3. 6 bowls in an over 4. 3 corners of a triangle 5. 5 fingers on a hand 6. 90 degrees in a right angle 7....
Favre is trending... the way God intended, I love the internet.— Alx (@alxdemo)April 14, 2014While neither Phelps nor his coach have confirmed he is training for the Olympics, fans are keeping their fingers crossed that this is a step in that direction.Michael Phelps is back in ...