This Ship Is Sinking. Time to Get the Boat; A WICKEDLY FUNNY TAKE ON MODERN IRELAND
You are such a good friend that, if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket, I'd miss you so much and talk about you fondly to everybody who asked. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Otherswheneverthey go. It's not the fall that kills you. It's...
47 - What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party... More ›› 48 - Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out... More ›› 49 - Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break...
“In Africa,” Isak Dinesen would later comment, “I learned how to tell tales.” First published in 1937, this memoir is a reminiscence on the years the author spent living on a coffee plantation in Kenya. It is a nostalgic picture of African colonial life and the characters that populate...
25 - A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist,... More ›› 26 - 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!" 2nd man: "D... More ›› 27 - Q: How many lead trumpet players does ...