214. What did the kid learn about knowledge?It was all knowing. —Reader submitted by Deziree 215. Why did the chicken go the hospital?Because it needed some tweatment! —Joshua Y., age 9 Related: 100+ of the Best Clean Jokes for Kids, by Kids 216. Why did the skeletons cross th...
Kids’ jokes are what life is all about, and we have an epic list to keep the kid-friendly jokes flowing until they’re teenagers. But seriously, is there anything sweeter than the sound of a child’s hysterical laughter? Kids are pretty giddy and they’re always seeking out new, silly...
“Kid Carpet really wants to win the Royal Fancy Garden Contest. The Noisy Animals really want to run a garden centre. It’s a perfect match! Nothing could possibly go wrong. Surely first prize is in the bag?” Aw, we love Kid Carpet, he’s really super, and we always tip his show...
” which are also known as gravitational tunnels. This group of scientists proved that by formulating two entangled black holes, then tearing them apart, they made a wormhole — essentially a “shortcut” through the universe — joining the distant black holes....
When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was...
a note on the door reading, “Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don’t I?” A Woman Should Have – Every Woman Should Know Sage advice for girls from 8 to 80. Help in deciding what’s important and what aspirations to ...
We were at the White House yesterday for the Easter Egg Roll. @Joel Willis’s son got a selfie with @SofiaCarson and his reaction (and the pic) are killing me 🤣 ♬ original sound – The Dad –––––– I’ve exaggerated for comedic effect. My kids appreciated the history more...
Kid:Ha ha! You said underwear!! 99. Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see time fly. 100. What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed. Advertisement 101. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
a note on the door reading, “Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don’t I?” A Woman Should Have – Every Woman Should Know Sage advice for girls from 8 to 80. Help in deciding what’s important and what aspirations to ...